I'm eating all of the evidence.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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