Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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