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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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