I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Randomize