Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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