u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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