i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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