it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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