Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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