That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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