ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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