Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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