I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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