STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
please don't ironically join a cult
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