Are we in a gay sports bar?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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