This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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