why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You need a sexual gate keeper
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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