It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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