Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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