i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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