no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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