just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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