I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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