so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If I die, sorry about rent.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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