so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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