I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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