so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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