maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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