Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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