i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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