so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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