im drinking this country out of the recession.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I checked into jail on foursquare
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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