in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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