I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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