your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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