u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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