she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.