i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
