the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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