we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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