Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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