You're my little dorito
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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