But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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