The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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