dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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