Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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