His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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