you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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