In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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