I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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