don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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