How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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