So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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