Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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