Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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