YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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