We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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