i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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