dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
