I don't usually arrange sex via text message
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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