It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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