Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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