so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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