Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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