He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize